not cute

living empathetically

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

(Source: straighthater, via distraction)

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via phobias)

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(Source: cuntysupreme, via distraction)

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

(via bastille)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via distraction)

(Source: indie23, via embarassment)

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

(via distraction)

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via cutely-perverted)

(Source: olddcassettes, via lilt-lick)


Bridge Residence

Bridge Residence

(via promhub)

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via distraction)