not cute

living empathetically

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via seedy)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via distraction)

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

(via distraction)

(Source: fedexpressionism, via lohanthony)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via crystallized-teardrops)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via seedy)

(Source: onlylolgifs, via overfierce)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via manda)

(Source: luccamagazine, via debt)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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(via bastille)

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via seedy)